sexiest copypastaI sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.sexiest copypasta by wingedoracle
I don't like UndertaleBefore I begin I wasn't even aware of this game until about October of 2015 when I saw a post about "sexy skeletons" on Tumblr. The last skeleton on the list was the skeleton I soon learned was papyrus though I thought at the time he looked like a rip off of Sir Daniel Fortesque from the medievil games but to be honest I mistook Lewis from the Mystery Skulls Ghost music video to be the same thing so I decided not to judge just yet.
Well as Tumblr is known for my dash soon became assaulted with fanart for the game and I wound up blacklisting it because it begun to get on my nerves though a lot of it got through my blacklisting due to people not tagging the blasted thing.
Well soon I began to learn more about the games and I even did a bit of research for it on the games wiki (to be honest the characters all reminded me of better characters from other media plus it looked like a rip off of Earthbound only with skeletons an
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